You didn’t win because you got lucky—you won because your spreadsheet outlasted the RNG gods. $1 bets? Check. 57% payout? Confirmed. Chasing multipliers? That’s not strategy—that’s a cry for help. Real telemetry doesn’t care about dreams; it cares about rho >97%. I drink Brazilian coffee after each session—not to celebrate, but to recalibrate my soul. Want to be Starfire God? Upload your data… not your hopes.